This blog is for fans who watch popular animated shows and the parents who are subjected to the slow happy torture of the songs and cuddliness of their characters. A series of cartoon characters join in writing commentary, confessions and critiques about their sordid present and future messed up lives.

Monday, April 16, 2007

Diego saves a Coyote




Hola amigos!


It is me, Diego. I am a rescuer. Let me tell you about my last rescue. I rescued a Coyote.

I heard the sound “auxilio” as I was doing my medicinal marijuana delivery to my abuela. Mi papa grows all of these plants to help people who cannot eat. Mami and Papi love their garden a lot. I am not allowed to go in there. My sister Alicia sneaks in with her friends from time to time. There is usually a lot of giggling. The first time she did that I thought she was imitating a red eyed frog. They are very common around here and we had just shot an episode about these beautiful animals. Her “ojos” were very red.

As I was on my way I heard the sound. Quickly I hid the stash inside my rescue pack in order not to lose the medicine. My papa would beat me with the belt if I did that. I still have marks on my back from the last time.

I walked toward the yells and there was a Mexican Coyote with its “pollos”. The Mexican Coyote was trying to cross the border and the new fence was not letting him. The “pollos” were already dehydrating since they had given all of their money to him. The Coyote had gotten lost and couldn’t find the right hole on the fence to cross to America. Usually the Coyote kills the "pollos", but not this time. Diego the rescuer was here!

I quickly called on my rescue pack and it turned into a ladder. The Coyote and the “pollos” were very happy that I was helping them. Some of the “pollos” had blisters on their feet and were in desperate need of a bath.

Suddenly one of the “pollos” started yelling: “Migra!”, “Migra” and the “pollos” started running in all directions. My papa had always told me to find a bush and hide until the Migra goes away. This time it took the Migra a long time to go away. They caught three “pollos” while the rest ran away. The Coyote was very grateful to me for having rescued him and gave me the money of the caught “pollos.” Could you imagine that I made $9000 dollars for just helping him? El Coyote was muy bueno!

1 Comments:

Blogger Kealy Duke said...

My son is watching me over my shoulder as I look at your posts. Of course, he notices the pictures, and it makes me sympathize with you greatly. Every morning, I have to listen to Dora or Spongebob while we watch out the window for the bus. Worse than the cartoons themselves is the fact that there seem only to be two in rotation during any given month.

Thanks for the comments on my blog. I haven't really expected any, so it was nice to get feedback.

Go Diego Go.

6:20 PM

 

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