An invitation from Pepe LePew

Hellou my reader, it is I, Pepe LePew the animated skunk. If you remember my cartoons you will remember how I was always chasing what turned out to be a female cat and not a skunk. She told me she was a skunk and I was surprised to find out she wasn’t when we were about to be intimate. I kicked her out of my chateau since a passionate skunk like me knows what he wants. My time of experimenting with other breeds ended up some time ago…just ask Tom and Jerry.

Well, later on I find out that the little pussy placed a claim for sexual harassment, battery and rape. We went to court and being French in the United States did not help much. Needless to say I was found guilty and sent to jail for a long time. I was just trying to get some tail by who I thought was a heterosexual skunk turning out to be a transvestite cat. The payment of damages sent me to bankruptcy. With all of this going on life could not get any darker. But it did.

I will not write about the experiences that I went through in jail. I was forced many times to submit to some dog or some cat. I became the toy and amusement of the prison. My situation was so grim that I started shedding the hair in my tail leaving it bald. The sexual attacks ended but I was convinced that my life was hopeless. Then, I found him: Christ.

I have embraced Christ as my savior and lord. Have you? I now realize the wickedness of my ways and how my French heritage contributed to my perversions and addictions. Christ is king! Christ is lord! Amen. I am still working on my repentance.

I hope that you and your family tune in to my new animated TV show: “The Pepe LePew Hour of Power”. In my show cartoon celebrities and common individuals will witness the power of the lord through me. Do not be discouraged by the fainting since that is just the invisible aroma of the Holy Spirit acting through me. Red Kool Aid will be served at the end of each taping. I hope you join me.

Yours truly,

Pepe LePew