Blues Father...Chuy

NOGGIN will be celebrating 10 years of Blues Clues even though your pre-schooler has no idea what he ate an hour ago. In celebration of the 10 year celebration the show is introducing Blues Brother. That’s right! Another profit generating mutt for Nick Jr.
Why does Blue need to have a brother? Its because of his father, a dog named Chuy.

Chuy was a black dog that used to work as an extra on different comedy shows and commercials for TV. Straight from the SPCA hood, his best work was on the movie Something about Mary…he was the dog inside the cast. He also won critical acclaim in the movie Amores Perros by playing himself.

Chuy had several brief affairs with various “bitches” including the dog from Frasier, Madonnas’ chihuhua and the monkey from Friends. Blue was Chuy’s first “recognized” son…of a bitch and made millions managing the career of Blue. One of the reasons why Steve Burns left the show (the guy that has nothing to do all day but figure out Blues Fricking Clues) was because of Chuy. It turns out Chuy bit Steve on his left butt cheek during an after party at Snoop Dog’s suite after the MtvVideoMusicAwards. Chuy called Steve his “bitch” as to which Steve made fun of his son Blue as being retarded because he couldn’t bark, has a speech impediment and always “did his business” on the thinking chair. It took two security guards to retrieve Chuy off Steve’s buttocks.

After personnel changes and millions of dollars at stake in syndication and merchandising the longevity of the Blue’s Clues franchise was at stake. Introduce Chuy’s new marketing campaign in Noggins': Red, White and Blue, a month long Blues Clues celebration where Blue’s Brother will be introduced.

Details about Blue’s brother pedigree are vague. We know that he is a dog, however there is speculation that Blues’ brother could be a Chihuahua in order to compete with Dora, The Explorer and Diego (from Go, Diego Go)who have been showcasing bilingual talking animals and taking a bite out of Blues Clues profits. It is expected that Blues Clues and Noggins’ share profits increase after the month of July.